Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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