I'm drive I can fine osifer
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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