We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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