Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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