is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just threw up on my dentist
i think i have two assholes
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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