i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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