Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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