her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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