i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
All the doctor said was why
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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