I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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