no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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