so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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