He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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