youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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