Me. At least after what I've been through.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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