I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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