I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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