do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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