it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
This is my gift to your gina
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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