Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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