she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I should be sponsored by Trojan
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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