wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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