ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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