I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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