Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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