Got a toothbrush?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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