Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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