Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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