I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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