I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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