This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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