I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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