these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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