yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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