You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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