we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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