i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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