Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I am mentally ready for anal.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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