worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
well you can't waste a boner
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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