I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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