Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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