Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
foreskin is a definite game changer
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
