Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
don't judge my taste in strippers
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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