Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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