Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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