matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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