yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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