butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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