Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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