Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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