Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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