How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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