I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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