You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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