The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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