Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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